How To Be Cool In High School
- never walk anywhere. do the worm in the middle of the hallway floor to get to your classes
- when a teacher asks you a question in class, respond by dropping to the floor and doing the worm
- when anyone talks to you at all, respond by doing the worm
- do the worm at ALL times
dont give canadians money
U don’t understand this shit is waterproof and it’s amazing
ALSO IF YOU SCRATCH THE CLEAR MAPLE LEAVES THEY SMELL LIKE MAPLE SYRUP.
is canada even real
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Having both is staying in bed because you don’t want to go to school and then panicking because you don’t want to fail. Having both is wanting to go see your friends so you don’t lose them all, then staying home in bed because you don’t want to make the effort. Having both is insanely hard and sucks to deal with.
imagine sam spills something on his plaid shirt and he just goes ‘nevermind’ and takes his shirt off to reveal another plaid shirt underneath
I’m not even sure if I made this scene better or worse :(
Sometimes I just miss these four so, so much.
when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only travel by jumping from streetlight to streetlight” or “he can only walk on fences”
i was so surprised to find out that other people did similar things
i wonder what the underlying psychology behind it is
like its a really specific thing to do but almost everyone did it without telling other kids about it because we all thought it was probably weird or unimportant